My computer processor
Runs too slow,
The memory's as high
As it can go.
Although the hard drive
Is twenty-gig,
It's as pointless as paps
On a male pig!
It drives me so crazy,
I can't even think;
I'm tempted to shoot it,
And then turn to drink!
Congrats to all hackers, and
IBM, Microsoft, Intel:
You've drained my meager pockets,
And have really put me through hell!
(AARGH!!!!)
A.K. Garrigus
October 8, 2005
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