If you are lonely, and dateless,
Although you are a 'hottie',
Try developing a personality
To go along with the body.
Even if you don't have a 'bod',
There is no reason why
You can't learn to laugh at yourself...
Come on, now, don't be shy!
Be sparkling and witty;
Able to laugh at anything:
If you do, I can promise
You'll soon be wearing a ring.
If you are as bland as boiled oatmeal,
Don't expect them to stick around:
In the company of the interesting ones
Is where they will be found.
Nearly fifty, and still no problem,
Even though I'm no raving beauty;
They still line up to pursue,
And continue to call me 'Cutie'.
Never been well endowed...
Not really special, you see;
So it all comes down to having
A pleasant personality.
A.K. Garrigus
June 11, 2005
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